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Taking Up Space
Late-night hosts couldn’t resist poking enjoyable at Richard Branson’s trek into area over the weekend along with his firm Virgin Galactic, the primary in a collection of deliberate journeys by billionaire entrepreneurs.
“You know these are crazy times when it’s safer flying to space than going on a Carnival Cruise, don’t you think?” Jimmy Fallon joked in his monologue on Monday.
“That’s right, Virgin Galactic made history by launching the first goatee into space.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yeah, Branson went with two pilots and three of his employees. So if you think it’s awkward riding an elevator with your boss, try going to space.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Actually, I got a little choked up watching Branson’s flight. It always warms my heart to see billionaires achieve their dreams.” — JIMMY FALLON
“I was happy for him, though. Normally when a billionaire flies away faster than the speed of sound, it’s because they just got linked to Jeffrey Epstein.” — JIMMY FALLON
“That’s right, Branson beat Jeff Bezos to space. That’s why Branson got home and found a little flaming Amazon package on his front porch.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Punchiest Punchlines (Virgin Jokes Edition)
“The Virgin flight took about an hour, which is the first time any virgin has ever done anything in an hour.” — ARSENIO HALL, visitor host on “Jimmy Kimmel Live”
“Branson’s trip to space only lasted about four minutes, which is honestly pretty good for a virgin.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Now, technically — technically — Branson’s flight reached the edge of space, and the Virgin Galactic crew experienced only four minutes of weightlessness. He barely went in and lasted only a few minutes? Well, that is a virgin.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“That’s right, the flight went more than 50 miles high to the edge of space. Southwest heard and was like, ‘Big deal. We did that last week when one of our pilots fell asleep.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“Eighty kilometers? That’s not even worth mentioning at a party.” — SETH MEYERS
“Just ’cause you touched net doesn’t mean you can say you dunked. Branson’s like one of those guys who say, ‘Yeah, I’ve been to Texas’ and then you find out he changed planes once at Dallas-Fort Worth.” — SETH MEYERS
“Call me when you’ve reached the moon, Richard. Surprised he didn’t call me yesterday — he’s probably got cell service up there.” — SETH MEYERS
The Bits Worth Watching
Seth Meyers’s “Closer Look” delved into some of the extra notable moments from the Conservative Political Action Conference over the weekend.
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
Richard Branson, simply again from area, will verify in with Stephen Colbert on Tuesday’s “Late Show.”
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From left, Murray Bartlett, Jolene Purdy, Natasha Rothwell, Christie Volkmer and Lukas Gage in “The White Lotus.” The collection focuses on the interactions between friends and workers members at a luxurious resort.Credit…Mario Perez/HBO
HBO’s new collection “The White Lotus” is a superbly timed satire of privilege from Mike White, the author behind the short-lived however beloved present “Enlightened.”