Seth Meyers Wants Trump to Stop Complimenting the Taliban

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Seth Meyers reminded viewers Wednesday simply how concerned Donald Trump was with the struggle in Afghanistan, regardless of the former president insisting he would have dealt with issues in another way than President Biden. Meyers mentioned Trump “was going out of his way to compliment the Taliban on their fighting and negotiating skills.”

“You don’t have to give the Taliban credit for anything — they’re the Taliban!” Meyers mentioned.

“It’s especially insane to call them ‘good negotiators,’ like they’re trying to talk down a used-car salesman.” — SETH MEYERS

“Does Trump think if he’s nice to the Taliban, they’ll hang out with him? [imitating Trump] ‘Great fighters, great negotiators, and great, great golfers. Abdul Ghani Baradar, horrible guy, but I saw him eagle a par five from the rough. We played in a foursome with Brooks Koepka and Bryson DeChambeau. And you wanna talk about warring factions, those two do not like each other!’” — SETH MEYERS

“I mean, thank god this idiot wasn’t the chief of police in San Francisco during the Zodiac killings. [imitating Trump] ‘Bad guy, nasty guy, but you’ve got to give him credit for one thing: beautiful, beautiful penmanship.’” — SETH MEYERS

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